Hey Hon!

If yas gots nothin to do this weekend,put your hair up in a beehive and head on down to Bawlmore and check out Hon Fest!

TOP TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT BEING BALTIMORE'S BEST HON 2009

1. You fill out the application the day of HonFest next to the Main Stage beginning at 10am.
   
   
2. If you become one of the top ten finalists you will need to return on Sunday to finish the competition.
   
   
3. Our Motto: "The higher the hair the closer to God!"
   
   
4. Our mission: "Honor the Working Women of America". We honor WOMEN.
   
   
5. Our goal: HonFest gives you permission to have fun, HON!
   
   
6. No cigarettes, no booze, no foul language, no exceptions.
   
   
7. Must have a unique HON style, command of our beloved language "Bawlmerese" and a great personality.
   
   
8. Must be available 3 or four times a year to dress up and must ride in the Mayors Christmas Parade December 7th.
   
   
9. Talent is not a requirement, but we all have very special hidden talents so if you sing or read poetry or just want to tell a special story keep it to one minute and e-mail me your idea in advance so that we can be prepared. (Example: One year Heidi won because she played "take me out to the Ball game" on a xylophone made from Natty Boh bottles. This was considered in good taste and acceptable.
   
   
10. My mother, Judy, is a judge for the contest. This makes her Judge Judy. She has very high standards... 10 years of therapy and I think I am ok now, HON!